Title: The OOC Villainess and the White Moonlight Heroine are BFFs
Translator: Little Bamboo Spirit
Chapter 8 - Giving you the world is hard, but getting you a man is easy (3)
Although Yue Xia agreed to go to the gathering tomorrow, the system still felt unhappy. It was determined to be on its guard and obstinately cling to its goal.
After a troublesome afternoon where she got plenty of exercise, Yue Xia heard her stomach grumbling, so she went downstairs. Seeing Yue Qing eating something, she said, "Brother, I'm hungry."
Yue Qing didn't even bother looking up. "Go order takeout if you're hungry."
Yue Xia stared at him.
After half a minute, Yue Qing tsked. His tone obviously worsened. "Go get the bowl yourself."
Yue Xia scurried to the kitchen to get a bowl. Under Yue Qing's livid face, she took away two-thirds of his noodles with her chopsticks. She decided to discuss her feelings with him. "I've given up on Shi Qingyin."
Yue Qing raised his eyebrow. "Oh?"
Seeing his skeptical look, Yue Xia slurped her noodles while frankly assuring him, "You told me that you want to give me the world when we're kids. Although you were joking, I've only come to realize now that with my conditions, I can have any man I want. Why fixate on such a flawed guy?"
"It's best if you think that way." Yue Qing's expression softened. "What kind of guy do you want? I'll help you find one."
Yue Xia: "Really?"
Yue Qing: "Why would I lie to you? There's no benefit. Giving you the world is hard, but getting you a man is easy."
"Okay." Yue Xia had never experienced such a respectful and affectionate sibling relationship before and felt peace of mind spreading from head to foot.
She inadvertently spilled her true desires: "I want a guy with wide shoulders, long legs, big chest, thin waist, 183cm or taller, weight can't exceed 150 kilograms. He looks thin with clothes on and muscular when he takes off his clothes. Umm, he can't be too muscular from training. That's too much. I don't like that. I want a kind and gentle personality. He has to give off the feeling of a youth while having the charm of a mature man. He has to have experienced many things, but still be pure and clean. Most importantly, he has to be a virgin."
Yue Qing: "..."
Yue Xia innocently blinked. "What's wrong?"
"Tell me your ID number." Yue Qing turned around and took out his phone. "We'll leave tomorrow."
Yue Xia: "Huh, where are we going?"
"It's easier to give you the world," Yue Qing expressionlessly said, "I'll give taking over the world a try."
The siblings failed to achieve mutual respect and affection. After Yue Xia finished off the noodles in Yue Qing's bowl, they were about to part on bad terms.
The more Yue Qing thought, the more he felt something was wrong. Before leaving, he asked, "Have you really given up on him? Did you say all that just to divert my attention?"
After all, if Yue Xia was truly as nonchalant about that guy as she was acting, she wouldn't have gone to the engagement venue to make such a fuss.
"Of course not." Yue Xia didn't even look up. "Don't you think there's reproductive isolation between me and him?"
Yue Qing: "..."
He seemed shocked by his sister's words and silently left with a stiff face.
Yue Xia complained to the system in dissatisfaction. "He was obviously the one that offered it, but now he's going back on his words."
The system was speechless for a long time before saying: [A man that can meet those requirements doesn't exist.]
Yue Xia: "The world is so big. Anything and everything can happen."
Hearing Yue Xia's nonchalant tone, the system realized in alarm that she was serious, and it couldn't tell if she meant those words as praise or as censure.
After returning to her room, Yue Xia tied up the messy video equipment. The saying that students with good grades only had two pencils, and students with poor grades had an overabundance of stationery was true. For example, the lighting in her previous video made her look like a braised egg, the transitions in the video were stiffer than diamonds, and it sounded like a bomb was going off in the background of the video. And yet, every piece of equipment on her work desk was of the highest quality.
The profit she earned from all of her videos wasn't enough to buy even her microphone.
Yue Xia said, "I have to say, (being able to create a video like that one with such expensive equipment) is also a talent."
And then, the system watched her start her computer and download LOL and Apex and familiarly type in her account information. Of course, that account didn't exist. Yue Xia tsked and pursed her lips.
(T/N: LoL as in League of Legends (a multiplayer online battle arena game) and Apex as in Apex Legends (a battle royale-hero shooter game).)
The system was about to have a mental breakdown. [You should be concerned about what the male protagonist is doing now!]
"Oh." Yue Xia was very cooperative. "What's Shi Qingyin doing?"
The system played a video to her in the air. Yue Xia felt this perspective was one that a boss in the monitoring room would have. They watched Shi Qingyin, who was the focal point of the group, in a debauched and shady environment. He was dejectedly drinking alcohol while everyone else was happily partying.
Of course, the traditional plotline in domineering CEO novels couldn't be avoided. Afterwards, when he went to bed, a woman suddenly appeared on his bed. He didn't refuse her, but at the last moment, he kicked her off the bed with a sweeping kick and said classic lines in a low voice.
"Why…" Shi Qingyin held his forehead in pain. "Why is it that it won't work if it's not you… Ah!"
Yue Xia: "..."
The system: "..."
Yue Xia calmly asked: "He won't think he's very affectionate, right?"
[This type of male protagonist will last forever.] The system weakly explained: [I heard his type is called "the trash type".]
Yue Xia commented: [If you put this guy in our village, no one would want him.]
The system began to regret its recklessness.